Wore my homemade tiedye today guys
Ecstatic that ive finally found enough piece of mind to be able to paint something other than black streaks and angry faces.
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via aiux)
when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u
Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via splitterherzen)